Blood & Sequins

ex-husband:

today is 11/12/13 this is the LAST DAY it will EVER be 11/12/13 again because in the year 2113 the world is going to be controlled by giant wasps who will have completely different units of time 

come to England where we write the date in a proper chronological order and 11/12/13 won’t happen till December.

(via laughingnancy)